"Do you like to wear t-shirts made by brand names that are supposedly made for MMA fighters? Or do you wear t-shirts with tattoo designs on them? Do they have that "bedazzled" look? Are they overly done and finished with sequins and shiny metal studs?
Are your shoes pointy-tipped? Are they mock cowboy boots? Do they also have cool tattoo style designs on them?
When you roll up your long sleeved dress shirt, with the many syllabled word you never use in daily vernacular embroidered across the back, does your super cool "sleeve" tattoo show and impress all the ladies?
Does your chest hair peek out from the top half of your unbuttoned collared shirt with the doilie-worthy embroidery?
If so, you are a douchebag.
And you should go here."
-From Dano G. regarding B412 in Palo Alto
Photo by Tom W.
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